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Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut Random Screenshot of the Day: Road...

Contrary to what today’s screenshot shows, even if you’re driving an official Greenvale patrol car, you probably shouldn’t “Get out of car” as prompted here. As you can see, that car is kind of stopped...

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Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut Random Screenshot of the Day: A Slow...

For the record, it’s always been a hard job being in a video game, folks. Even In the old days, standing outside stamping your feet up and down as a flat sprite was a total pain in the ass (but …...

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Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut Random Screenshot of the Day: Soup to...

“Ruh-Roh”. Welllll, this COULD go three ways for FBI Special Agent Francis York Morgan (just call him York… and call him a cab, as he’s going to need one if he makes a clean getaway from that Red Seeds...

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Despicable Me 2 Toy Profile of the Week (8): New, Yet Nostalgic…

This week’s peek’s not plush or plastic, But two board classics quite fantastic. And one old viewer from the past (like older models, built to last). Hasbro’s grand Monopoly goes DM2-themed, as you see...

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Deadly Premonition: The Director’s Cut Random Screenshot of the Day: It’s A...

“Spotted dogs have appeared throughout history in Europe, Asia, and Africa, credited with a dozen nationalities and as many native names. The dog we know today as the Dalmatian has been a dog of war, a...

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Despicable Me 2 Toy Profile of the Week (9): A Little Traveling Music, Please!

When Minions need a quick get-around and their feet can’t touch solid ground You’d best believe that pound for pound That Minon Mobile’s mighty sound With Minion Tim right at the wheel (he’s got a...

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Bad Poerty: Monday Again? Yeah, and You Can’t Stop It.

(thanks, solutioncow)  The grind begins anew dear friends The whistle blows, it never ends You roll your rock up that damned hill It rolls right back, intent to kill You suffer that eternal fate For...

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Happy Mother’s Day (Or Else)…

Some get along with Moms they love and gift them with that velvet glove The other group, they’re not above the want to find a cliff, then shove. But whether you choose love or hate You must admit...

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Indiegala’s Monday Sale This Week Nets Some Bad Poetry (But Hey, It’s A FREE...

  Another Monday full of stress? I think you need some games for less! To Indiegala, you now must click This bargain’s great for thin or thick! Seven games for a great price Some music, too (it sounds...

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Random Film of the Week(end) Quickie: The Pit and the Pendulum (Or: That...

So, here’s how MY Saturday night went. I’m sitting in the living room watching “The Price of Fear” marathon on This TV (which seems to be an offshoot of WPIX here in NYC that shows better movies,...

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PC Review: Yooka-Laylee

While playing Yooka-Laylee, the words, they kinda fail me it all feels so nineteen-ninety nine. That’s really not a bad thing Fact: parts of it indeed sing But others have me screaming half the time....

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Yaga Calls, So Let’s Follow, Shall We?

Bad poetry for a good game alert (I guess that’s a trigger warning for some): What’s a Yaga you ask? Is a Q fit to task Here you go, so you know what lies under the mask: It’s here via … Continue...

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Review: Yaga (PS4)

So, I wrote a poem as a game review again, or a game review as a poem. Cover your ears or something: It took a while, oh yes, it did. But this review’s now just un-hid It’s for a game … Continue reading →

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Capsule Review: Knightin’+ (PS4)

When you play Knightin’ yes, you’ll be fightin’ monsters, traps, and more. A bit like Zelda, and you’ll say, “Well, duh. I think I know that score!”. But this game’s shorter, so you oughta temper...

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